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Created on 2009-05-03 15:46:36 (#246125), last updated 2009-06-29 (32 weeks ago)
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| Name: | Retarded Iron Man? |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | May 22 |
| Location: | Illinois, United States |
They say time heals all wounds, but it doesn't heal scars. Nor does it do the dishes when you ask it to. It's all, "Do your own damn dishes it's not my responsibility." So I say "Listen here, Time. I age for you. I AGE for you. And what do you do? You exist. So do the damn dishes, you lazy bastard." And then Time glares at me and scoffs "Just wait until you're thirty-four." and reluctantly does the dishes.
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